hmmphington

(noun) a place inside you, in which you think 'i can't be arsed'.

"My mind helplessly wondered into hmmphington, whilst my depression lingered."

by Emma Kingston December 30, 2007

Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton September 18, 2012