hmm...

What one says when the only appropriate response is almost nothing at all...

So what exactly are you going to say tomorrow? Hmm...

hmm... by UCSteve July 8, 2018

hmm

Something somebody says when they are thinking about what you have just said. They have an opinion.. but dont want to tell you what it is.

Person A: I believe in faeries
Person B: Hmm (secretly thinking.. Idiot).

hmm by Rach June 8, 2003

Hmm

Ur either thinking or something else;

Me: do u want frozen yogurt or icecream?
Freind: hmm, idk

Hmm by Poop in the toilet April 6, 2019

hmm

The universal interjection of a true philosophical and political thinker.

Guy 1: So what's your take on Obama's health care plan?
Guy 2: Hmm...

(five minutes later)

Guy 2: ...so this guy's like, the President, right?

hmm by Dude in Your Pants December 6, 2009

Hmm

The sound you make when you;
1. are cheating on, or don't know the answers on the test, but to avoid the teacher's attention, you fake being in deep thought.
2. Someone close to you (in person) asks you a very confusing question (usually for the jokes) or a very hard question, you make this sound while thinking about it, before answering.
3. are in deep trouble, usually with a significant other or parent, and when they ask you something along the lines of "What did you do wrong?" trying to make you confess so you feel guilty. If you decide to piss them off further, you make this sound despite knowing full well what you did wrong.

(1.) Jim: cheating on the test, when he notices the teacher is coming
Also Jim: Starts rubbing his chin "thoughtfully" "Hmm..."
Teacher: may have noticed what he was doing, may have been oblivious, but the anxiety of whether the teacher knew or not would be eating Jim up from the inside.
(2.) Friend: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Me: "Hmm..."
Also me: "Well, the egg, because evolution occurs through childbirth and..."
(3.) Pissed off GF: "What did you do wrong tonight?"
BF: decides to be an asshole "Hmm... I don't really know! What did I do to ya?"
GF: becomes a literal tomato "YOU ASSHO-" throws something at him

Hmm by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 7, 2020

hmm

an ancient language forgotten by most but not the minecraft villager.very similar to how the dovahkin is the only person who can learn all the words of power the minecraft villager is the only being that can learn and master all the hmm's

minecraft villager:hmmm
other minecraft villager:hmmmm

me:your looking sexy today

minecraft villager:hmmmm

hmm by immortuoz May 18, 2020

Hmm

when you dont know what else to say

hmm thats odd

Hmm by daphne December 6, 2003