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First of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. A zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
See, "The Zahir" by Phillip Jose Borges. The internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.

For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
by UCSteve December 25, 2012

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Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

"Help me, BeJebus!"
by UCSteve July 17, 2009

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1) June 28, the day of the year when one pie is simply not enough, or
2) The two times each day when a digital clock reads 6:28
(2 X 3.14)
"Break out the pastry, it's 2Pi Time!"
by UCSteve March 14, 2010

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To enjoy to the max
Cleveland fans enjoy the fuck out of their {zebra jailbreak} victory tonight.
by UCSteve June 09, 2017

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In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.
Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."
via giphy
by UCSteve January 24, 2018

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"Shall We Dance?" (sarcasm) Would you like to throw down? Fight?
Bob: "I think you have no respect..."
Tom: "SWD?"
by UCSteve February 19, 2017

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A bong put together by a nerd.
"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)
by UCSteve November 29, 2016

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