UCSteve's definitions

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016

spokes-whore

A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...

"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not

by UCSteve January 16, 2022

Metamorphosis

A man wakes up only to discover that he is a giant cockroach...

The metamorphosis was nearly complete - everyone sane had departed the Trump inner circle...

by UCSteve January 18, 2019

regurge-o-stank

Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.

So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.

by UCSteve January 20, 2017

skull god

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

by UCSteve July 17, 2019

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017

ghost ace

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.

Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."

by UCSteve January 27, 2018