hlwit 

Shorten name of the recently found song "How Long Will It Take" (aka "How Long" by Paula Toledo), represented with an image of a lost teddy bear in the beach, after 14 years, the teddy bear was found buried inside of sand, as long with the song.

Person 1: Yooo did you hear that hlwit was found
Person 2: NO FUCKING WAY

hlwit by pytschratchon February 27, 2024

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

hlwt 

Have laptop, will travel. Refers to software developers who work from anywhere. Also, anyone who relies on the internet. Could be used in general for someone who isn’t home or office bound because they have a laptop.

“Mike is in the Congo”
“WTF, doesn’t he have a job?”
“Hey, he travels. He can go anywhere and pretend to work! #hlwt”

hlwt by hlwt August 8, 2019

Jennifer Love Hewitt 

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

Jennifer Love Hewitt by boshk March 8, 2005

Howitzer 

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

Howitzer by Snake July 18, 2004

jennifer love hewitt 

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

jennifer love hewitt by dannneee September 30, 2005

Steve Hewitt 

Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.

OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111

Steve Hewitt by Mariah Arieux June 11, 2006