HJOTP 

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

HJOTP by Maffou March 13, 2008

hjotp 

Hand Job Over the Top of the Pants

You are at a concert-drunk-dancing with a sexy guy..and you just happen to reach back and give him an AMAZING hand job over the top of the pants (hjotp)... and then you slam your beer and leave.

hjotp by NATEive October 30, 2010

Runcorn hotpot 

Runcorn hotpot

A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.

I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot

Runcorn hotpot by theblackmaven June 16, 2016

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Tasmanian Hotpocket by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Hotpocalata 

A hot pocket baked in the oven smothered in enchilada sauce.. (see: Hot-pocket, Enchilada )
Pronounced;Hot-Poca-Lata

I made Hotpocalata's for dinner tonight they are amazing

Hotpocalata by Tig3rrawr March 11, 2016