HJOTT
An acronym for "Hand Job Outside The Trousers". Normally used when you're in a public place, or her father is banging at the door.
HJOTT by Flamingsackofpizza April 29, 2011
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hotter than blue blazes
hotter than blue blazes by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018
Hotter than Satan's gooch
A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
horny hottie
A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.
horny hottie by YoungWrapper May 4, 2017
Hottie Thottie
A hottie thottie is an individual,most commonly a female that is really hot.They are also a thot which gives them a bad reputation.
Hottie Thottie by HomeboiYeet June 23, 2018
car hottie
A person that you see in their car who looks deceivingly hot. Only upon closer inspection or when they exit their vehicle do you notice they are not as hot as they first appeared.
I was checking out this blond chick in the BMW, but when she pulled up next to me at the stoplight, I could tell she was just a car hottie.
car hottie by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012
casual hottie
casual hottie by andra.vlaicu January 7, 2021
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