hjot
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yellow fucking guy: i agree
hjot by ninilliins April 29, 2021
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HJOTP
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The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.
Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.
The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.
Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.
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