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Hjalmar • hjälm • Hjalmarson • Hanna Hjalmarsson • Hjalte • Halm • halmist • Halmy • halman • Halmark
Halm
Halm by T-unit11111 December 1, 2005
Hjalte
A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.
He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.
He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019
Hjalmar
Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.
Hjalti
A large-breasted and well-endowed snow-mammal. It's native country is Iceland, but it is sometimes seen in and around Paraguay.
Man, I wish I we're like Hjalti!
What the fudgecycle is that? Oh, it's just one of them large-breasted, well-endowed snow-mammals called Hjalti.
What the fudgecycle is that? Oh, it's just one of them large-breasted, well-endowed snow-mammals called Hjalti.
Hjalti by Mandelejevvv March 5, 2008
Hjalte
A humungus person with a great sense of fashion and music. He exclusively listens to rap and actually freestyles in his free time.
He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)
He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)
Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019
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