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Hamist
Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020
Hallistmas
A mood between Halloween and Christmas.
Being in the spooky mood when Halloween is over and Christmas is arriving
Being in the spooky mood when Halloween is over and Christmas is arriving
Hallistmas by Kaytie/Willow03 November 15, 2019
Halmstad hook
The halmstad hook is an advanced sexual maneuver involving felching and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in Sweden where it is very popular. It builds on top of felching by taking the semen extracted from the recipient's anus (in this case called "Swedish Cheese") and delivering it into same recipient's mouth via a french kiss. This may be followed by a swift slap on the ass.
Dagmar blew his load in Greta's ass and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he'd just left. Then, to Greta's surprise, Dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty Swedish Cheese deep into her mouth. After completing the Halmstad Hook, he slapped her roughly on the ass after this.
Halmstad hook by Jou Blou April 24, 2010
Hamist
“Marvel Spider-Man is not getting a free upgrade onto the PS5; that’s hamist.”
“He said HAM when the teacher asked for his name and she said that is hamist.”
“He said HAM when the teacher asked for his name and she said that is hamist.”
Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020
Hammiston
Hammiston by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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