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A large-breasted and well-endowed snow-mammal. It's native country is Iceland, but it is sometimes seen in and around Paraguay.

Man, I wish I we're like Hjalti!
What the fudgecycle is that? Oh, it's just one of them large-breasted, well-endowed snow-mammals called Hjalti.

Hjalti by Mandelejevvv March 5, 2008

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Hjalte

A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.

He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.

"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"

Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019

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Hjalte

A humungus person with a great sense of fashion and music. He exclusively listens to rap and actually freestyles in his free time.

He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)

"That guy's such a Hjalte, MMmmm"
"I'm so moist, because of that thicc Hjalte"

Hjalte by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019

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Hjalte

Dude who randomly reads german poems out loud

Hey i dare you to do a Hjalte

is that a Hjalte? no just Goethe

Hjalte by The German boy February 7, 2013

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Hjalte

Hjalte is your friend who is a master ninja. He may say that's he is not, but deep down you know it's true

You: hey are you a ninja?!

Hjalte: ehhhhhhhhhh, No! no im not.

Hjalte by ahkkha June 3, 2019

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Hjalte

A friend you know, who is secretly a ninja. He will deny that he is a ninja, what ever you say

You: Hey Hjalte. Are you a ninja?

Friend: no... no im not

Hjalte by ahkkha June 5, 2019

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Dirty Hjalte

To lick the foreskin of a homeless man and drinking his cum. Then eating poop like a dog and jumping out of a building

Chad: Hey did you hear that joe did a Dirty Hjalte
Jeffery: Yeah i think hes in the hospital

Dirty Hjalte by Pooplover69420 April 29, 2023

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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