Hjalmarson

A creature whom is inable to observe obvious landmarks. They attempt to learn various skills which they are uninterested in in order to improve themselves however they are so fantastic already that it really doesn't matter.. booyahcasha. Cough Cough... lets continue this dis... Hjalmarsons are ill equipped to drive without constantly hammering the gas or the brake. COAST WOMAN COAST!
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better...

Holy balls, if you keep this hjalmarson driving up i'm going to have whiplash!
I'm so so good at so so many things, i'll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness...
OH MAN, LOOK AT THE HJALMARSON ON THAT... MELON?! ODD...

by hogan.just June 22, 2011

Hanna Hjalmarsson

Hanna is a very cool and pro person who proably always lives in sweden, she is super pretty and some of her nicknames are; Hänni, Hänni ponäni, Hännibanäni, Hannis, Hänni the girl, Sötbollen, Ketchupis (cringe), fartis and last but not least, Hanna panna. Her instagram is probably always hanna.0915. She's really the best. Everyone loves Hanna. She has super funny humor and she is NOT ginger (only a little bit). She is pro in everything.

Person 1: Wow is that a model?
Person 2: No, its just Hanna Hjalmarsson.
Person 1: Oh yeah i can see that now.
Person 2: Oh yeah yerusalem mom.

by Hannaking1337 February 28, 2023