hitler's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Adolf Hitler, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, making him the best first person shooter gamer EVAR.

John: Hey, what's Hitler's kdr?
Jack: It's OVER 9000!!!!
John: What? 9000!?

by mlitj frest meat April 11, 2011

Hitler's Coat Rack

A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.

~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

by cookiemonsterftw September 9, 2011

Hitler's Stealth Fighter

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl

when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter

by t money 69 July 16, 2010

Hitler's wet dream

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

That's what Hitler said!

The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.

"You stink, man. Go take a shower!"
'That's what Hitler said!'

by bleedblueandwhite September 12, 2009

Hitler's real death

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

("Hitler's real death")

by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019