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Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

*Hissing* Klassiker 

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.
-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.
Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.
Head-Hassing by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Heissing 

Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.
Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.
Heissing by Noletriot March 31, 2011
Moving swiftly with gees and savagery
I was hussing through the forest on my mountain bike.

He was hussing hard on that dancefloor

They hussed up to the top of Table Mountain

How was the music at the festival? It was hussing pal.
Hussing by Rikcon007 April 9, 2012

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance
i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!