ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066
fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down
by davethejag April 06, 2009
Get the King Harold mug.A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been
i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!
by davethejag February 05, 2009
Get the Shat the Diff mug.Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
by davethejag July 13, 2010
Get the TON mug.fash is claiming to be an urban legend as he's a super soaking, shat the diffing, king harolding, sb'ing, porridge stirring sort of dude
by davethejag April 08, 2009
Get the urban legend mug.cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 03, 2007
Get the Egg In A Bum mug.Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort
Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it
by davethejag July 13, 2010
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