davethejag's definitions

bullet nut

A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct

look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight

by davethejag March 30, 2014

Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies

cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 3, 2007

Egg In A Bun

A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk

look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off

by davethejag November 3, 2007

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker

cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach

by davethejag March 23, 2009

urban legend

a person who has been mentioned several times in urban dictionary hence becoming an urban legend

fash is claiming to be an urban legend as he's a super soaking, shat the diffing, king harolding, sb'ing, porridge stirring sort of dude

by davethejag April 8, 2009

TON

Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)

look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies

by davethejag July 13, 2010

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 8, 2007