SB

SB is the acronym for Spunk Bucket, a lady of very loose morals who has several gentlemen a week ejaculating inside her
Fash is gonna get a dose of the clap if he dips his self into pd, the blokes she gets through she's a right SB, she should start selling wallpaper paste!
by davethejag February 24, 2009
mugGet the SBmug.

super soaker

an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"
me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat
by davethejag December 09, 2008
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Buzzard

A lady of ample proportions who likes to carry out predatory fetishes on willing victims
Look at Buzzard over there, she's squatting over Dowser ready to tak a dump on his chest and then slash it off, I hope the table can take their sick game
by davethejag October 01, 2009
mugGet the Buzzardmug.

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum
cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 08, 2007
mugGet the egg in a bummug.

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!
i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!
by davethejag February 22, 2009
mugGet the Stirring Porridgemug.

IHADUMA

Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort
Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it
by davethejag July 13, 2010
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hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance
i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!
by davethejag February 06, 2009
mugGet the hossin the tits off it!mug.