Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.
Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.
by Noletriot March 31, 2011
Get the Heissing mug.An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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When you shoplift items ten times in a row from your local White Hen without getting caught.
Comes from the Halo term "Killing Frenzy"
Comes from the Halo term "Killing Frenzy"
by Mcheist March 10, 2009
Get the Heisting Frenzy mug.*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.
by BobDaMan28 May 20, 2015
Get the *Hissing* Klassiker mug.Legend has it that it all started from the deepest place of hell. Quickly gathering the strength to possess a mere mortal, to terrorize any living thing that may cross its path. It had possessed a girl attending Anthony Middle, and her sole purpose is to enlist horror on other kids in the school; through chasing, screaming, and most of all, hissing. She is the true meaning of Satan.
“Ayo, you seen The Anthony hissing girl?”
“Yeah bro! She ran up on me and my friends the other day on our way to Starbucks, some crazy shit”
“Nah bro, I was asking if you’ve SEEN her”
“No...”
“Oh shit, we needa go”
“Yeah bro! She ran up on me and my friends the other day on our way to Starbucks, some crazy shit”
“Nah bro, I was asking if you’ve SEEN her”
“No...”
“Oh shit, we needa go”
by The 8th grader November 8, 2019
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Get the Hissing Dragon mug.Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.
by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013
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