misfire

the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.

We were having sloppy drunking doggy sex when I totally misfired. She wept and then dumped me.

by nadwick6 March 20, 2007

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 09, 2005

misfire

What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.

by Xophe April 18, 2007

misfire

When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.

Eric totally misfired while taking that dump.

by Harry Balsonya 69 May 13, 2011

misfire

When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.

When clayton was jacking off he misfired and hit Him in the mouth

by gititititit April 28, 2015

Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 16, 2013

Misfire

Deaky wrote a c u m s o n g

Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire

by TripleR_FEAD September 29, 2020