Hire harold 

A saying used for when you need some help, usually in the game "Farming Simulator"

A term originally used by the YouTuber BILLSTMAXX in his Farm Sim Saturday Series

I'm gonna hire Harold to get some work done.

Hire harold by pumpedrowdy February 9, 2023

Hire Mike Brown 

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

Hire Mike Brown by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

Hire Quest 

A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.

I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.

Hire Quest by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Hire Hazing 

When a business wants a specific employee from another business, without having to offer competitive wages or benefits, they will file complaints or false reports about the employee they want in order to get them fired from their current position. Then they won’t have to appeal to applicants with bigger incentives to work for them.

“Did you hear about the complaints for Cathy? She never has a bad review! I hope the new salon in town isn’t trying to steal her from us by Hire Hazing!”

Hire Hazing by ThePageMaister September 21, 2021

Hire a Hacker 

Hire a Hacker is a term used, and most commonly referring to Hire a Hacker Pro. Hireahacker.pro one of the most popular websites online providing professional cyber services of all kinds.

Don't just hire a hacker, Hire a Hacker Pro!

Hire a Hacker by DVIUS December 23, 2021

Hire Fire Promo Cycle 

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.

With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

Hire Fire Promo Cycle by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021

Hire handicaps and watch them work 

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

Hire handicaps and watch them work by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021