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hipsterita by Drew182 June 18, 2014
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Hipsterbation
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012
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Hipstertized
*Imagines myself stylishly walking around Midtown wearing my grungy grey beanie while sipping on on Starbucks latte, looking hip as hell.*
Wow, I'm most definitely hipstertized right now...
Wow, I'm most definitely hipstertized right now...
Hipstertized by Ace120492 December 13, 2013
Hipsteria
The sensation a person experiences upon realizing that they are surrounded by hipsters and may have become one them self. Generally this takes place in a setting which would, according to stereotype, be thought of as a popular place for hipsters to congregate. May be accompanied by visual and auditory hallucinations of flannel patterns and and pseudo-intellectual background conversation.
Upon realizing that he was holding a PBR tallboy at a Broken Social Scene Concert, Jack began to experience waves of severe hipsteria.
Hipsteria by word_alter July 16, 2011
Hipstercrat
A self-proclaimed sect of hipsterdom in which the individual recognizes he or she is a hipster with an almost aristocratic air hanging over them. Rather than rejecting the title of hipster, they accept it but seek to distinguish themselves from the broey bastardized hipsters that tend to birth out of frat houses. Characterized by a superior taste in music that encompasses a broad spectrum of genres that range from folk to variants of house. They avoid shameless wobbles known as American dubstep at all costs and love IPAs/home brewed alcohol.
Hipster Bro: Yo I just nabbed tickets to Skrillex & Avicii I got my neon bro tank all ready to RAVE!
*sips natti ice*
Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.
*sips home brew*
*sips natti ice*
Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.
*sips home brew*
Hipstercrat by DandyLeon December 12, 2012
Hipsterist
A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.
Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.
Hipsterist by Noir September 6, 2005
hypsteria
var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.
noun
1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.
2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.
related forms: hypsterical, adj.
noun
1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.
2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.
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