Hipstercrat 

A self-proclaimed sect of hipsterdom in which the individual recognizes he or she is a hipster with an almost aristocratic air hanging over them. Rather than rejecting the title of hipster, they accept it but seek to distinguish themselves from the broey bastardized hipsters that tend to birth out of frat houses. Characterized by a superior taste in music that encompasses a broad spectrum of genres that range from folk to variants of house. They avoid shameless wobbles known as American dubstep at all costs and love IPAs/home brewed alcohol.

Hipster Bro: Yo I just nabbed tickets to Skrillex & Avicii I got my neon bro tank all ready to RAVE!

*sips natti ice*

Hipstercrat: That shit is an auditory nightmare! Listen to some Claude Vonstroke and grow a beard for fuck's sake.

*sips home brew*

Hipstercrat by DandyLeon December 12, 2012

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

Hipstercrite 

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

Hipstercrite by Luke B May 29, 2013

hipsterocracy 

A term used to describe the phoney, unwarranted sense of entitlement a majority of hipsters display as if they are some ruling elite class. Even though said hipsters spending a boat load of money to look homeless (figure that one out) The hipsterocracy will insist themselves on to everything and voices their ultra self righteous, contradictory, attention baiting, opinions especially when not asked for.

Hipster- " I eat kale, have a fixed gear unicycle and a bunch of cracker jack looking tattoos. Therefore I know everything about everything."

Me- " There goes the hipsterocracy at work once again."

hipsterocracy by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

hipstercunt 

when you enjoy something until it becomes popular. Its the essence of every true hipster.

>LISTEN TO SOME QUIRCKY SONG ON YOUTUBE
> Stoked about it having under 75K views
>LISTEN TO SAME QUIRKY SONG ON YOUTUBE 6-MONTHS LATER
>It has 2M views
>Loathe the people who comment about how stoked they are that they found it.
>tfw your a pretentious hipstercunt

hipstercunt by @Notjoesantiago July 24, 2015

hipsterati 

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

hipsterati by Carlos R June 11, 2006

Hipstercrite 

A person who is both a hipster and a hypocrite. This person likes to put up the appearance of being progressive, radical, artistic and/or bohemian. However, they don't really adhere to the principals they want people to think they espouse. For instance, a hipstercrite could say they hate George Bush because he doesn't care about poor people or minorities, and yet at the same time live in an expensive condo that gentrifies the surrounding poor minorities' neighborhood, ultimately driving housing costs up and existing communities out.

Hipstercrites do not understand that their own actions conflict with their supposed political and social opinions. Mostly, they hold these opinions to be trendy.

Hipstercrites are often young people in college or fresh out of college who are living off their parents' money.

Other examples:

Wearing an outfit that appears to be from a thrift store, which actually cost hundreds of dollars at Urban Outfitters.

Living in a condo in East Austin that your parents bought for you as an investment.

Traveling to countries and feeling proud of their travels. Again, the money for these travels and their lifestyle comes from their parents.

Participating in an unpaid internship yet not having a job.

Person A: "Elena really is doing a lot for society! She works for a non-profit and gets to travel all the time."

Person B: "Nah, she's not doing shit for society. She's just a hipstercrite."

Hipstercrite by JuliaHatesHipsters June 19, 2008