hippoquit

a hippoquit is someone who does one thing but says another but with a severe lisp

Man, Sally is such a fucking hippoquit

hippoquit by hippoquits123 December 27, 2017

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippocritter 

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

hippocritter by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hypoquit 

To quit someone, all the while trying to keep someone else from quitting you.

Here she was trying to get him to hang out with her, all the while ignoring me. Talk about a hypoquit!

hypoquit by htekkyn October 11, 2008

hipponut 

a 3 second moment when a hippo either ejects its sperm into a river or stream

i saw a hipponut

hipponut by kirito96 March 23, 2019

hippocrite 

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

hippocrite by Neologician November 14, 2012