hippoquit

a hippoquit is someone who does one thing but says another but with a severe lisp

Man, Sally is such a fucking hippoquit

by hippoquits123 December 27, 2017

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hypoquit

To quit someone, all the while trying to keep someone else from quitting you.

Here she was trying to get him to hang out with her, all the while ignoring me. Talk about a hypoquit!

by htekkyn October 11, 2008

hipponut

a 3 second moment when a hippo either ejects its sperm into a river or stream

i saw a hipponut

by kirito96 March 23, 2019

hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012