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hippobutt 

As made famous by the Jr./Sr. High Drama Classes at Edwin Parr Composite High School in Athabasca, Alberta, Canada.

A word yelled at an unexpected time, causing massive fakes of seizures, also fondly referred to as an animal on fire.
Principal (at assembly): Reminding you that...

Drama teacher: Hippobutt!!

Students: Ahhhh!! (pretend seizures)

Principal loses concentration of assembly.
hippobutt by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008
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Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.
I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

hippobottomus 

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.
"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

hippobottomless 

A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.
Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?
hippobottomless by eidco January 12, 2007

Hippobottomass 

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!
Hippobottomass by affleck April 29, 2009

hippopottomonstrossaquipidaliaphobia

its the fear of long words, im not joking
Doctor: What fears do you have?
Jeff: Well, i do have hippopottomonstrossaquipidaliaphobia AGGGGGHHHHH DONT MAKE ME SAY IT YOU BASTARD!

hipponut 

a 3 second moment when a hippo either ejects its sperm into a river or stream
i saw a hipponut
hipponut by kirito96 March 23, 2019