Hipposhit 

Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)

She never shuts up, she's such as hipposhit!

That idiot is alway hipposhiting!

Hipposhit by EdenRose May 8, 2018

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippothotamus 

A name given to an exceptionally larger, unloyal woman.

See thot

Damn that hoe isn’t Thicc, she’s just a hippothotamus.

Hippothotamus by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

hippocritter 

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

hippocritter by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

Hippochink 

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo

Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs

Hippochink by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

Hippo Shit 

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

Hippo Shit by FardedShided February 23, 2020