Hipposhit

Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)

She never shuts up, she's such as hipposhit!

That idiot is alway hipposhiting!

by EdenRose May 8, 2018

Hipposhitical

A large pile of hypocritical bullshit.

Sophie: Did you see those supercool organic cotton fashions on cable last night?

Kathryn: You mean on the Cannes Green fashion week?

John: Too hipposhitical for me!

by JD Word July 23, 2010