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Hippobottomus 

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Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.
I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.
Hippobottomus by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017
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hippobottomus 

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A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.
"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"
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hippobottomus • Hippobottomass • hippobottomless • Hippopotomus • Hipporottamus

Hippobottomus 

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A woman with an enormous, hippo sized Bum.
Chad - Jeezus, look at the Butt on Tanya...
Cooper - Yeah she's a real Hippobottomus!
Hippobottomus by BennyKoops June 29, 2016
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hippobottomless 

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A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.
Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?
hippobottomless by eidco January 12, 2007
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Hippobottomass 

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A person with a large posterior
Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!
Hippobottomass by affleck April 29, 2009
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Hippobottomass 

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A large butt resembling that of a hippopotatumas
I could sit a glass on that great big hippobottomass
Hippobottomass by munty3000 May 15, 2013
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Hipporottamus 

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The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.
"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"
Hipporottamus by Neeps July 5, 2019
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