poonocchio

Someone who is shit at lying

John's version of event's was totally unbelievable, he is such a poonocchio

by affleck April 30, 2009

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

Hippobottomass

A person with a large posterior

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!

by affleck April 29, 2009

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009