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Hippobottomass 

A large butt resembling that of a hippopotatumas
I could sit a glass on that great big hippobottomass
Hippobottomass by munty3000 May 15, 2013

Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.
I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

hippobottomus 

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.
"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

hippobottomless 

A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.
Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?
hippobottomless by eidco January 12, 2007

Hippopotomass

Noun; Used to describe an extremely large butt.

Hip-po-pot-um-ass

One who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.
"Hello sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotomass?"

"Yes, I married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. Thank you for your observation."

"Good day."
Hippopotomass by MixMastaK October 30, 2009

Hippobottomus 

A woman with an enormous, hippo sized Bum.
Chad - Jeezus, look at the Butt on Tanya...
Cooper - Yeah she's a real Hippobottomus!
Hippobottomus by BennyKoops June 29, 2016