hippbro

The nonchalance and pot smoking ways of the hippie mashed up with the brewski drinking, adidas flip flop-wearing bro.

Yo man, i was about to go smoke this J but then you wanna play some pong?
dude, you're such a hippbro.

by Felicis Castly March 5, 2010

hipbropotamus

Bropatamus for short, another term for one of your friends or "bros". Typically used by douchebags and tools that enjoy different variations of the word "bro". Can be used when referring to one of your larger "bros". Yah bro.

What's up my hipbropotamus!? Let's have a brodown and shotgun beers while watching football bro montana!!

by supitsdav1d June 29, 2011

Hipbro

A hipbro refers to the new hybrid sneaking into towns and homes near you. It is the combination of a hipster and a bro. Usually they dress like a hipster but don't be fooled, they have the heart and mind of a bro.

Hey did you see that hipster killing it in the gym?!! Answer: dude that's a hipbro yo!

by Slug Logic September 11, 2014

Hipporottamus

The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.

"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"

by Neeps July 5, 2019

hipporonkey

noun (pl. -kies) | hip-oh-rong-kee
an woman who is as fat as a hippo and as ugly and stupid as a donkey. See also swamp donkey.

Did you see that heffer at the bar? Damn, what a hipporonkey!

by ihatepsudonyms April 25, 2010