hipbropotamus 

Bropatamus for short, another term for one of your friends or "bros". Typically used by douchebags and tools that enjoy different variations of the word "bro". Can be used when referring to one of your larger "bros". Yah bro.

What's up my hipbropotamus!? Let's have a brodown and shotgun beers while watching football bro montana!!

hipbropotamus by supitsdav1d June 29, 2011

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009

chubby hippopotamus

A word you would make someone say while they stuff marshmellows into their mouth.

Girl: Say it! Come on, please?

Guy: Pubby bopobomaz!! *gag*

(chubby hippopotamus)

chubby hippopotamus by cannow February 18, 2010

Hippopotamus 

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.

Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.

Hippopotamus by DalenPotato May 31, 2020