Hipporottamus

The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.
"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"
by Neeps July 05, 2019
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Scrott

Like Scott, but gross.

A beastly, child molesting fiend.
"hey, did you hear about that guy who shit his pants in class?"
"yeah bro, that was big Scrott"
by Neeps July 08, 2019
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