wiff

To ejaculate into one's own mouth.

The dude in that porn we watched last night totally wiffed in his MOUTH! GROSS!
Noah wiffs himself all the time.

by Sersokhi January 31, 2006

wiff

a cute way of say with

Why won't you play wiff me?

by LANA LANA June 09, 2006

wiff

Good shit!!
a cross between biffy clyro and weed.
gets you high as fuck.

gonna have some of this wiff innit!

you sellin any wiff!?

by jesus jameson June 18, 2008

wiff

"wiff" is something stupid people that need to learn how to spell\type use instead of typing "with".

people who don't spell right when they type are ph-aggots
- _ -

ex."i need to go to grammar school wiff some of my friends"

by jo'momma!! December 23, 2010

Wiff

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.

by Mr.Timber June 12, 2012

Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 30, 2011

Wiff

1-American Ghetto version of the word "With"
2- Illiterate way to say the word "with"

I was bein so in luv dat I jus wanted to be wiff her yo

by Bob Houston November 15, 2005