Wiff

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.

by Mr.Timber June 12, 2012

Wiff

1-American Ghetto version of the word "With"
2- Illiterate way to say the word "with"

I was bein so in luv dat I jus wanted to be wiff her yo

by Bob Houston November 15, 2005

Wiff

Malodorous, smelly, stinky

Sorry, I'm rather wiff right now. I haven't showered in a week.

by hedonics December 5, 2009

Wiff

1. Jemanden begleiten
2. An einer Sache teilnehmen
eng. "with"

"Wer ist heute Abend wiff?"

"Wo bist du, was machst du, gehn wir raus?"
"Wiff"

Adrian: Wer kommt mit aufs Boot?
Dennis: Wär ich wiff

by CirusTheVirus July 27, 2016

WIFF

An acronym for "What In The Flying Fuck"

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm pregnant.

Parents: WIFF

by OnlyHurtsWhenILaugh June 27, 2013

Wiff

Short for weird friends forever, similar to the term biff.

Instead of being biffs, Amanda and Stan are wiffs.

by personlalahi April 4, 2010

wiff

To ejaculate into one's own mouth.

The dude in that porn we watched last night totally wiffed in his MOUTH! GROSS!
Noah wiffs himself all the time.

by Sersokhi February 11, 2006