Hipporottamus 

The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.

"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"

Hipporottamus by Neeps July 5, 2019

Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

Hippobottomus by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

hippobottomus 

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.

"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

hippobottomus by George Clinton, Captain of the Funk Ship October 22, 2007

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009