hip-ocrisy 

When a rapper can use offensive words such as nigger and pass them off but when the likes of the general public use them it is racist.

'dude, I went up to NAS to tell him I thought his tune ''NIGGA' was the bomb and said ''what's up nigga'' damn boy, his security guards called the cops. Now isn't that hip-ocrisy bro?'

hip-ocrisy by tiest-o-holic February 4, 2010

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when you go against something that you preach or believe in

A lesbian using a dildo is pure hypocrisy

Hypocrisy by Scotch Jock December 15, 2021

hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.

Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*

hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

Hypocrisy

The term used to describe engaging in activities while telling others not to do the same thing.

Hypocrisy is a terrible thing. It will destroy your reputation if you engage in it.

Hypocrisy by Qwickable August 28, 2021

hypocrisy

A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to be repetitive?"

hypocrisy by John Paxton March 20, 2005

hypocrisy

(n) - one of the few things liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats, and people in general have in common.

If one were to be truly honest with oneself, one would realize that he/she falls into hypocrisy. For example, almost everyone preaches that we should love everyone, but few practice that.

hypocrisy by Commonsense September 17, 2012