The pinnacle of all things pathetic. Hillyer is someone who frequently has sex with their cat and is easily tempered.
You're such a hillyer.
by hitime1234 April 7, 2018
The turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."
by Ruthless1314 November 11, 2011