In the story - an adventurous nymph named Amaranth describes her attempt to teach a horse to count with the intent to avoid her deity's prohibition against lying with unintelligent beings. Chapter 60 - Leather
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Hey, I just discovered a new adjective,”
Steff said. “‘Hilaristurbing’.” She turned to me. “I think Amaranth has exited the dungeon, hon…”