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Hillaryistic

Sounds like a fantastic offer. Too bad it's bullshit. Completely Hillaryistic.
Hillaryistic by RogerZero April 1, 2009

Hilaristurbing 

"Hilaristurbing" (adj) used to describe something that is both HILARious and dISTURBING.

It's origin is from an online story written by Alexandra Erin called "Tales of MU".
In the story - an adventurous nymph named Amaranth describes her attempt to teach a horse to count with the intent to avoid her deity's prohibition against lying with unintelligent beings. Chapter 60 - Leather

“Hey, I just discovered a new adjective,” Steff said. “‘Hilaristurbing’.” She turned to me. “I think Amaranth has exited the dungeon, hon…”
Hilaristurbing by GKJBob January 3, 2009

hilaritized 

Laughing so hard that one is unable to move and (in some cases) breathe. Similar to traumatized and sodomized.
After the practical joke, I was so hilaritized the cops had no trouble arresting me.
hilaritized by Joseph Frederick October 7, 2007
Someone who is mad at life and blames everything on republicans. Often sees racism everywhere because he himself is a racist.
The hilarists decided to riot and destroy innocent lives because they were upset not everyone shared their hatred for republican candidate.
hilarist by HectorP November 14, 2016

Hitleristic 

To act or over exaggerate when a jew angers you
Hitler: Mien life is da greatest
Jew: You're a great chef so what?
Hitler: DA GAS CHAMBER FOR JEW
Jew: Wow very hitleristic

Hilariating 

when you hate that something is so hilarious!!! ; So funny that it is gut busting...can't stop laughing and you hate it because it hurts.

Hilariating, hilariater
Pooder is hilariating why are you ripping on that person so bad!!!! Stop!!!! She is going to bust her gut! <3
Hilariating by namedropper77 January 3, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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