hezeus
hezeus by Lenny the Prophet March 3, 2005
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heyzeus
Heyzeus
What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
Heyzeus by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009
Hezus
Used by New Zealanders, it means disgusting, tragic, yuck, gross, bullshit and anything else along those lines. Also "Hez" can be used in this kind of situation. Pronounced Hee-zus or Hee-z
Hezus by EllaKahuGrace November 5, 2013
Heyzeus
Heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. Heyzeus is derived from the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus, "hey-zeus" and is used instead of "Jesus!". Was created by the great word inventor Stewart "Nauta" Patterson
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