hezeus

What Jesus sounds like in a carribian or hispanic dialect.

The cab driver's name is jesus, but he pronounces it hezeus.

by Lenny the Prophet March 3, 2005

heyzeus

the way spanish people say jesus

heyzeus christ thats a hot tamale

by kate February 10, 2004

heneus

1.) A old fucker who likes to hang out with young fuckers.

2.) A old man who hits on young girls and takes their virginities.

Fucking heneus.

by Yung ky February 10, 2017

Heyzeus

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009

Hezus

Used by New Zealanders, it means disgusting, tragic, yuck, gross, bullshit and anything else along those lines. Also "Hez" can be used in this kind of situation. Pronounced Hee-zus or Hee-z

"Look at that Hezus c*nt"
"He's pretty Hezus"
"Mate thats Hez"

by EllaKahuGrace November 5, 2013

Heyzeus

Heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. Heyzeus is derived from the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus, "hey-zeus" and is used instead of "Jesus!". Was created by the great word inventor Stewart "Nauta" Patterson

"WOW her outfit was a bit Heyzeus!"

"That haircut he got is heyzeus!"

"Heyzeus!"

by poofelon March 8, 2010

Heyzeus

Another word for cheese.

Put some heyzeus on that burger bitch

by Loki October 7, 2003