hession 

A sick lad that is extremely attractive, all the hot chicks want a hession in their life. Hession is a greatest soccer player in the world and he plays for Chelsea and then Real Madrid and he gets paid 2000 billion dollars a min and year.

Hession is just greatest name for a player

hession by Hession21 December 28, 2015

Ross Hession 

Ross Hession is a common name for someone with a big Penis

(After a nights sex two woman are talking) Oh my god, he's such a Ross Hession

Ross Hession by John trillman October 6, 2008

hessian tea 

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

hessian tea by englandboycal April 21, 2005

Hessianize 

From the term hessian (proud metal fan), means to preach about metal music everywhere you go.

Hessianize the world!

Hessianize by wrathchild1 April 12, 2013

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011

hessian 

1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.

3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.

1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.

2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.

4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.

hessian by Joe Wise February 26, 2004

Hessian 

That guy at the show who shouts "Slayer" repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band's set.

I wanted to go to the Dying Fetus show but quickly decided against it because I knew that there would be too many Hessians there.

Hessian by AdamXXX October 27, 2005