Hessing

To mess around aimlessly while drinking alcohol, chasing girls, and engaging in generally reckless or degenerate behavior.

Participating in carefree, low-responsibility antics that usually involve partying and questionable decisions.

“Bro, we didn’t get anything done this weekend — we were just hessing the whole time.”

Hessing by TheHesser February 26, 2026

rose hessing 

Similar to dick pulling, this term means to talk simple minded with absolutely no intelligence or relevance to what someone is talking about. Some examples of Rose Hessing would be changing topics, talking senseless, or just plain out dick pulling.

Did you hear what Nick was saying? He was making absolutely no sense. He was Rose Hessing when he was texting me.

rose hessing by JWord TheBird December 31, 2018

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Van Helsing 

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.

"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing

Van Helsing by Xeras December 10, 2010

Team Van Helsing 

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.

Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"

Team Van Helsing by mcdoug July 13, 2010

*Hissing* Klassiker 

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.

-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

*Hissing* Klassiker by BobDaMan28 May 20, 2015

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010