hessin refers to lack of motivation to do anything other than party and do anything illegal. when hessin, refrain from all school work and anything of the sort.
are you ever going to show up at school?
-nah mayne, ill just be hessin around
earlier today i was hessin, and i happened to find an extra bottle of vodka at the store that i forgot to steal!
-nah mayne, ill just be hessin around
earlier today i was hessin, and i happened to find an extra bottle of vodka at the store that i forgot to steal!
by FBGM$ February 26, 2011
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this term is used when referring to any activity related to school work, such as homework or studying, that you don't wish to do. hessin' is a lifestyle, not merely a word. to live the hessin' lifestyle, one must do the following:
1. thoroughly enjoy music, especially mac miller
2. turn in homework on rare occasions, such as when the homework is copied, or incredibly simple
3. life life crazy and slackin on the dumb unimportant shit
4. don't obey rules
5. enjoy the marvelous activity of drinking till you pass out
this term is used when referring to any activity related to school work, such as homework or studying, that you don't wish to do. hessin' is a lifestyle, not merely a word. to live the hessin' lifestyle, one must do the following:
1. thoroughly enjoy music, especially mac miller
2. turn in homework on rare occasions, such as when the homework is copied, or incredibly simple
3. life life crazy and slackin on the dumb unimportant shit
4. don't obey rules
5. enjoy the marvelous activity of drinking till you pass out
1. 'hey! you doin homework today?'
-'hell no, im hessin'
2. 'yeah, im failing math. totally hessin'
3. 'wow, that's totally hes like!'
(pronounced HESS)
-'hell no, im hessin'
2. 'yeah, im failing math. totally hessin'
3. 'wow, that's totally hes like!'
(pronounced HESS)
by hesser-for-lifee March 30, 2011
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An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
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by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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Dude, that was some long-ass hair you had in that high school pic... I never knew you were a heshin!
by Mr. Sniglet January 2, 2015
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This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.
From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.
From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
by r3loaded August 14, 2011
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