hesion 

A headbanger.

The hesion has a kickass mullet!

hesion by Rebelanne January 30, 2004

hesion 

a literal n**i

My bro is such a fellow Hesion

hesion by sacred_clown December 20, 2022

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Hesin 

Heady resin. To smoke marijuana keef sprinkled on marijuana resin.

I just ran out of weed! Looks like it's time to smoke some hesin.

Hesin by The Medic October 16, 2008

Hesin 

Heady Resin. To sprinkle marijuana keef on marijuana resin.

I just ran out of weed, now it's time to smoke some hesin.

Hesin by The Medic August 14, 2008

Hestonaldo 

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

Hestonaldo by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011