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A rather small town just north of Wichita in Kansas, home to AGCO and Excel, both large corporations involving machinery.

Home to the Swathers, a most unique mascot (the only one of it's kind in the world), which, incredibly enough, looks pretty badass. Also home to the small Christian JuCO, Hesston College.

There are lots of non-bonnet wearing Mennonites.
Dan: What're you doing tonight?
Stan: Heading over to Hesston.
Dan: Oh, didn't they kick our ass in football last season?
Stan: Fuck yeah they did.
Hesston by livwashere October 5, 2008
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Hesston is a very short elf like man. Lives the small town life and usually has very large blue eyes matched with curl hair. Hesston is usually associated with the gay crowd.
Hey Hesston are you going to the pride parade??”
Hesston by Bobrobronot January 3, 2024
He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Hestonaldo 

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.
Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!
Hestonaldo by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.
"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."
The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011
Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
Heston by Mocha123 May 16, 2018