Hesston

A rather small town just north of Wichita in Kansas, home to AGCO and Excel, both large corporations involving machinery.

Home to the Swathers, a most unique mascot (the only one of it's kind in the world), which, incredibly enough, looks pretty badass. Also home to the small Christian JuCO, Hesston College.

There are lots of non-bonnet wearing Mennonites.

Dan: What're you doing tonight?
Stan: Heading over to Hesston.
Dan: Oh, didn't they kick our ass in football last season?
Stan: Fuck yeah they did.

by livwashere October 5, 2008

Hesston

Hesston is a very short elf like man. Lives the small town life and usually has very large blue eyes matched with curl hair. Hesston is usually associated with the gay crowd.

Hey Hesston are you going to the pride parade??”

by Bobrobronot January 3, 2024