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This cafeteria food is herrn.
herrn by John Sitker October 4, 2006
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Getting your salad tossed while they jerk you off with a hotdog bun
I gave my boss a herndog
Herndog by A_L_B July 23, 2021
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ally brooke hernandez 

THE BIGGEST SUNSHINE IN FIFTH HARMONY. her smile can light up anyone's day. she is also a saint. she can hit those notes like no other. she is bae !!
oh my god ally brooke hernandez smiled at me and i melted into a puddle of rainbows.
ally brooke hernandez by ITRIEDSALMON September 13, 2014

herondale 

The Family of hotties and good-looking Shadowhunters from Cassandra Clare's fictions The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices
Behind their looks, they are afraid of "blood-thirsty" ducks
Known Herondales :

Jace Herondale (a.k.a.-wayland) — The hottest of them all
Will Herondale — The perfect man

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" — will herondale

"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.

will herondale 

The most amzaing charcter of all time in the triology, Infernal Devices, by Cassandra Clare.
Will Herondale is described as stunningly attractive, witty, and heartless. His best friend is Jem Carstairs and they both end up falling in love with the main charcter, Tessa Gray.
Will is a shadowhunter (a person who huntes demons) at the London Institute, in the late 1800's.
“I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.” Said Will Herondale. "The man is 81 years old" Said Jem, 'that may happen anyway."
will herondale by Katsa1406 July 5, 2012

Jace Herondale 

A incredibly hot Shadowhunter from Cassandra Clare's book series "The Mortal Instruments"who is naturally blonde and afraid of ducks.
Jace Herondale is in love with Clary Fray.
Jace Herondale by 1585758595 September 10, 2016

william herondale 

totally HOTTTTT fictional character that is soo beautiful you want to melt inside and lick his abbs at the same time
William herondale is a book character who plays as a main character in the book clockwork angel who is quite yummy
william herondale by anya herondale January 28, 2014
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