hern 

The name of one bound by strong friendship.

Hern, i freaking love you!

hern by Betsy Ebenezer June 23, 2006

Hern 

The action of smoking marijuana

Hey yo lets hern!

Hern by heyyoletshern July 9, 2011

hern 

When a hern like animal ussaly the "erl" makes a hern like noise

I was traviling in the woods when i heard a erl 'hern'

The act of herning

My mother once said if you dont get them the first time you sure will hern them the second time

hern by kdubs119 May 18, 2008

hern 

verb. to become aroused over someone or something.

The boy groaned as he herned over a picture of an attractive female.

hern by Hey Sixman May 7, 2005

hern 

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

hern by Dave November 15, 2003

Hern 

100 dollars

In the dice game it was 6 herns in the bank.

Hern by Bad Bxtch Lexx May 2, 2011

Hern 

Typically used as a noun to describe one who is stupid, retarded or an absolute idiot; a person that the world could live without, in fact, would rather benefit from the lack of this person.
Also can be used to describe a person of major disgust or repulsiveness.
One who lowers the standards of the average educational levels; anyone ranks in the bottom 20% of education levels.

That hern, the 300lbs. fat bitch on a motorized scooter wearing a tube top and boy shorts, at the (local big box value store), was stuffing her shopping cart with 10 packages of bacon next to the 2 liter bottles of diet soda.

Hern by buzz122 July 9, 2009