herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

by Common Russian April 18, 2018

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different

Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."

by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005