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herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.
Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"
herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

herbasaurusrex 

my neighbor is a huge herbasaurusrex.
herbasaurusrex by elassie January 11, 2008

herpasaurous rex 

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.
Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.
herpasaurous rex by PB & J May 9, 2008

herpasourus 

The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse
Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"
herpasourus by 127001boy December 7, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026