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Herpesoar 

A herpes dinosaur. her•puh•soar
Eww she has a cold sore, what a herpesoar!
Herpesoar by SmileRavenPlz August 14, 2018
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herpesface

A person either so ugly you dont want to go near them or someone with massive amounts of herpes on their face. Red crusty bumps all over their face to make them look like a monster. People run from herpesfaces.
1.Dont go near that herpesface he will give you a disease.

2. Did you hear Vitale had a herpesface? ewwwww!
herpesface by Slare January 10, 2008

Herpesapian 

Reptile or Reptilish humanoid or sapient being. Sometimes thought of as Sumerian.
That Magyar is a Herpesapian
Herpesapian by pornstitute February 22, 2023

herpester 

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.
herpester by saintsgirl September 14, 2006

herpsareah 

A worn down disgusting toilet probably infected with herpes and other disease and is usually tainted with the color of filth. You do not want to sit down on the herpsareah.
The herpsareah in this joint is a squat to pee for sure.
herpsareah by gutter and gore April 13, 2008

herpesface

a thouroghly ugly person you feel the need to feed a bullet too
catholic style
brandon is such a herpesface
herpesface by davidwating October 3, 2003

herpasourus 

The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse
Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"
herpasourus by 127001boy December 7, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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