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john henrying 

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.
I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006
When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey
I'm heskeying you
Heskeying by Saluc June 11, 2014

hankering 

I have a hankering for some Hagus right now.
hankering by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003

Henrying 

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.
- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí
Henrying by TheWil November 15, 2019

heckering 

When you proceed to drink so much you start making up new words.
Oh crap, he's heckering right now.. just made up some word called kipe.
heckering by NrdPmp November 3, 2013