Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014

Heskeyanity

A religion dedicated to worshiping the Almighty Emile Heskey!!! Heskeynites will honour and defend Englands greatest footballer.

Friend 1 - " heskey is shit"

Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"

by FounderOfHeskeyanity November 29, 2011

Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

heckering

When you proceed to drink so much you start making up new words.

Oh crap, he's heckering right now.. just made up some word called kipe.

by NrdPmp November 3, 2013

Heskeyanity

A Religion based on the teachings of Emile Heskey. Emile Heskey, spiritual leader of Heskeyanity, is worshiped mostly in England. Emile Heskey, originally not the founder of Heskeyanity, is a football/soccer player, currently active at Aston Villa. Though his international career with England has ended, followers of Heskeyanity still pray to him.
Followers of Heskeyanity usually have shrines of Heskey in their homes. They are expected to worship their God up to 3 times a day.
Heskeyanity is a very small and a very new religion, but is rising steadily. Today, there are estimated to be up to 300,000 followers of Heskeyanity, many of them English.

"A: Why do you pray to Heskey?
B: I am a strong believer of Heskeyanity."

by HyperShot12 January 2, 2012

Hensleying

the act of trollops.

She was so tired, she started hensleying.

by thatonethumbsucker January 20, 2009

Huskering

Pleasuring ones self in a corn field using a corn cob

Did you hear? Johnny got caught by his pa Huskering in the field.

by JIVETIMETURKEY April 25, 2015