hellfap 

A masturbatory session that involves questionable porn and makes one question one's values and self-image in retrospect.

I just had a hellfap to handicapped midget porn -- I'm probably going to hell.

hellfap by Delvechhio August 5, 2018

Helloaphant 

The cutest animal term for greetings. Further enhanced by the cute elephant pictures in game.

From the flash game of Elephant Quest.

Bob the elephant: Helloaphant!

Mojo the elephant: Yo, Homieophant!

Helloaphant by Ellaphant March 14, 2011

Hellaport 

Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.

Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!

D: Hellaported. Nuff' Said.

Hellaport by Darylism July 9, 2010

hellzapoppin' 

When something is so amazing, sense-making descriptors are simply inadequate to convey it's excellence.

I had a hellzapoppin' time, yo.

hellzapoppin' by Captain Cliche November 16, 2011

hellaphysical 

From American football. Playing smashmouth football. Being so physical and tough that one is 'hellaphysical.'

There's only one way to play today, and thats to go out and be hellaphysical!!

hellaphysical by biffula June 22, 2011

Hellsapopinish 

A Quentin Tarantino adjective used to describe the atmosphere in 50's themed diners (like Jack Rabbit Slim's in Pulp Fiction.) Could be used in the same way as "it's hella poppin' in here."

"Vincent digs into his Douglas Sirk steak. As he chews, his eyes scan the Hellsapopinish restaurant."

Hellsapopinish by Mock January 26, 2007

Hellfar

Used mainly in the southeast USA, it is used to express surprise, excitement, horror, and disbelief.

"Can you believe that Johnny's parents bought him a new BMW?"

"Hellfar, no!"

"Bubba is having to have triple bypass surgery tomorrow.

"Oh, hellfar!"

Hellfar by ashl8ce October 6, 2008