Helemon is an elder God, residing at the right hand side of Zeus in Olympus. It is not known exactly what Helemon is the god of, although it is speculated that he probably has control over everything in this universe (and probably some of the other ones too). It is well known to most people that for those who wish to live a happy and fulfilling life, one must pray to Helemon as much as possible (for optimal living standards pray at least 5 times a minute, and not just about random shit either, say stuff like thankyou for the trees and shit oh great Helemon. Yea.)
Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'
Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'
helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon helemon
by helemon101_69er May 20, 2008
Get the helemon mug.Corporate influence over the masses. The ultimate goal is to have the masses, or sheeple if you would, completely stripped of critical thinking so that we can be controlled and manipulated like consumer puppets. Have us all addicted to pop culture and media so that we never question what our fearless leaders in Washington and Wall Street are doing to better themselves at our expense.
Here you go Martha and Jed, have another sip of the corporate hegemony Kool-Aid. You wouldn't want to actually get your news from an unreliable source that is not owned by MSM corporate interests would you? Don't go all conspiracy-theory on me now; don't forget we have plenty of TV to watch tonight .... you know how I can't stand where I actually have to think for myself.
by TruthseekingMerican November 25, 2013
Get the corporate hegemony mug.Related Words
helemon
• hegemony
• hegemon
• hegemonjoi
• hehemon
• hegemonic
• hegemonic power shopping
• hegemonster
• Hegemony Bias
• helecon
by Dr. Dave January 8, 2004
Get the hegemony mug.by Dong Woo March 9, 2005
Get the hegemon mug.An idea that states that the ruling class creates the values norms and culture of society. It identifies that who-ever or whatever lead your life you will naturally follow and will soak in the culture of it. There are pockets of counter-culture in every single society and the citizen must understand them and accept them.
by 911wasahandjob February 10, 2022
Get the Cultural Hegemony mug.Posessing the quality of domination to the point of eclipsing all other views, people, ideas, or theories in a given field or realm of discussion.
America is a hegemonic actor in international relations.
or
Yo momma so fat, she a muthafuckin' HEGEMON yo. Can't avoid that shit, know what I'm sayin?
or
Yo momma so fat, she a muthafuckin' HEGEMON yo. Can't avoid that shit, know what I'm sayin?
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
Get the hegemonic mug.every hellemond you meet is unnecessarily tall with an intimidating aura that imposes his dominance naturally. they usually have some sort of gucci product (usually fake) and owns a tesla for some god forsaken reason. hellemonds also have a harem, whether its real or made up, we'll have no idea why they attract all the mentally unstable people.
if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.
if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.
by aerokin June 25, 2021
Get the hellemond mug.