hellemond

every hellemond you meet is unnecessarily tall with an intimidating aura that imposes his dominance naturally. they usually have some sort of gucci product (usually fake) and owns a tesla for some god forsaken reason. hellemonds also have a harem, whether its real or made up, we'll have no idea why they attract all the mentally unstable people.

if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.

"hellemond's gucci shirt is obviously fake."

hellemond by aerokin June 25, 2021

helemon 

Helemon is an elder God, residing at the right hand side of Zeus in Olympus. It is not known exactly what Helemon is the god of, although it is speculated that he probably has control over everything in this universe (and probably some of the other ones too). It is well known to most people that for those who wish to live a happy and fulfilling life, one must pray to Helemon as much as possible (for optimal living standards pray at least 5 times a minute, and not just about random shit either, say stuff like thankyou for the trees and shit oh great Helemon. Yea.)

Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'

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helemon by helemon101_69er May 20, 2008

Hellmont Ridge Middle School

A slang term for a really shitty middle school.

P1: Where do you go to school?
P2: Hellmont Ridge Middle School

Hellmont Ridge Middle School by boyboy626 August 6, 2016

Hellmold 

Another name for something that gives you hell in a horrible way!

Damn that Jason kid is always being such of a hellmold!

Hellmold by TheManWithTheDefinitions! August 1, 2016

hellmonkey 

Hellmonkey is a type of genetically engendered guy with a 3 1/2 incher that can pull any woman or man he/she wants.

Whoa! look at that Hellmonkey over there.

hellmonkey by rduggz October 26, 2013

helmond 

A city located *plot twist* outside of amsterdam, this city includes racism, and thugs, not a perfect place to live.

A: i live in helmond
B: kill yourself

helmond by Nabinator June 11, 2017

Hellmonton 

Nickname of the City of Edmonton, due to the cold temperatures and the criminal activities.

Awww shit. Here we go again.

Back in Hellmonton.

Hellmonton by Justin Truedied March 9, 2021